Hollywood

They want your money but you lose more than that.

Stop being cattle and start thinking for yourself.

 

 

Like television and the Internet, I don’t think Hollywood, the film industry, is inherently evil or bad. It’s a part of the entertainment business, and entertainment has its place on earth. But when I see crowds of people standing behind barricades— perhaps waiting overnight to get a front row— feverishly watching as the celebrities walk down the red carpet at yet another awards program, I get a little sad. What the hell are these people doing? I want to understand what they’re thinking. Are these extremely overpaid actors and producers important to the crowd? Do they enhance their lives? Does the crowd thing that they are important to the actors and producers? And if so, why?

 

The actors and the others are just people. And by the time you get to the end of this file, you’ll see they really aren’t the “beautiful people”, but sometimes someone born into the business, like Ben Stiller, Kiefer Sutherland, Nicole Kidman, Jeff Bridges and his brother (remember Lloyd), Liv Taylor, Alan Alda, Julia Roberts (her brother Eric, a much better actor, paved the way for her), Jennifer Aniset (her godfather was Telly Savalez), Jamie Lee Curtis (you have to know who her parents are), Bruno Kirby, James Earl Jones, Mark Harmon’s sister, Adam Arkin, George Clooney, Kate Hudson, Nicolas Cage, Angelina Jolie, Tori Spelling, Charlie Sheen and his brother, Michael Douglas, Bruno Kirby, James Earl Jones, Mark Harmon’s sister, Gwyneth Paltrow, Drew Barrymore, Melanie Griffith, Mira Sorvino, and a thousand others.

 

Boycott all movies and television shows that stars anyone who is related, in anyway, to anyone in the business. Don’t feed the advertising that creates these shows. Just don’t watch any of it. READ.

 

You don’t have the chance to make it in Hollywood, why let them become rich for being born into the industry.

 

They’ve built a cottage business for their families, friends, relatives, and lovers. It’s not right for anyone to make that much money…for nothing. Acting isn’t hard. It’s getting the chance to act that is hard. And these people just walk in with a call from daddy or uncle or mommy or same-sex friend.

 

Think about this: Paris Hilton has been given acting jobs in sitcoms and even had her own “reality” show. If she can do it, anyone can. Paraphrasing Katharine Hepburn, acting is a great job for a moron.

 

Sorry, no more Two and a Half Men. And stop buying those tabloids. Is your life so shallow, so nothing, that you live vicariously through their lives? Put ET and the other gossip about the “stars” TV shows out of business. Stop watching them and read a book, play with your children, go out to eat, sit on the front stoop and talk, take a class in stuffing a ham, anything.

 

[Aside from Hollywood: Chelsea Clinton received a 6-figure salary when she graduated college. Did you? I didn’t. Colin Powell’s son got the head job at the FCC, and, like Chelsea, he’s not qualified for it. Send me more names.]

 

These people came from wealthy, privileged families to begin with and then, as if acting is an inheritable trait, they go into the business because, I think, they have first hand knowledge of what an easy life it is once you get your foot in the door. And they already have a jump on that.

 

There are some actors who do come up on their own and make an impression on the business, but they are in the minority.

 

Others got their start on the casting couch. I guess they could learn to act a little depending how much time they are made to “perform”.

 

And with the trend to use high-tech to clone actors in “cartoons”, your sister-in-law could be one of those high-priced voices.

 

The job of Hollywood is to make money…billions and billions of dollars each year. That money comes from YOU.

 

Everyone working in the business makes money and lots of it. As of this writing, Julia Roberts earns $20 million a film, not counting the perks. (That’s more then most middle class families can even imagine earning in 20 lifetimes.) Take a look at a list of her films at IMDB and you’ll find that she has been in many, many bad movies, but she keeps making the money because she’s known as a draw: she’ll bring in the money even though the movie stinks. I believe that her time as a draw is coming to a quick end.

 

The people in Hollywood work under the assumption that people are stupid, and they’ll believe whatever the “movie critics” tell them to believe. I personally think the likes of Ebert make more money building up the hype of movies than they do reporting an accurate review.

 

Will you people start thinking for yourself. Everything in Hollywood is fake including the desire of making a quality film. When a terrible movie makes money (because of the bogus movie reviewers), the execs green light a sequel, another crappy movie, because they mathematically predict that the studio will make only 30% less than the last crappy movie in the series. And if they don’t make the money in the theaters, they make it on pay-for-view, rentals, or the CDs on sale just in time for Christmas.

 

Acting Is Just a Matter of Takes and Camera Time

 

Point in case: Johnny Knoxville went from eating crap off of barnyard animals to the B/C movie list in Hollywood. Oh, and then the beautiful, talented stars perform in the productions: After Julia Roberts made Hook, someone actually had the balls to ask about her, “How can she have been in so many movies and never learned how to act?”

 

It took Rock Hudson 37 takes to get his first scene the way the director wanted it. Thirty-seven takes. That’s what acting is all about. You do it until you get it right. How much time did he spend on the casting couch? Anyone reading this can do at least as well as Ice T on Law and Order.

 

And when I see a model-turned-actor trying to expand her horizons, I sometimes close my eyes and laugh so long I realize that’s just about all the entertainment I’m going to get out of the flick.

 

As stated, the people who run Hollywood think you’re stupid. They see the herds of people lined up at the red carpets and laugh at you. Cattle watching cattle.

 

They assume you have no life of your own and live precariously through the lives of these, to them, often equally stupid actors.

 

Even Academy Award winners like DeNiro and Pacino have their limits. Each has about 10 acting-modes down, practiced, and perfected. Watch two or three of their movies in the same weekend, and you’ll see the same acting over and over and over, even in the same movie. There’s Pacino yelling. Pacino tired. Pacino angry. Pacino contemplating. Over and over and over again.

 

And who ever said John Wayne or Greta Garbo could act?

 

Beauty Is Only Makeup and Plastic Surgery in Hollywood

 

Next time you want to go out to the movies and spend almost $10 a ticked, not mentioning the treats, think about the following articles and images.

 

September 03, 2004

Jessica Simpson's Breasts Looking Really Fake

 

To all the people who like to argue that Jessica's ample bosoms are real, see the above photo. Those big balloons are obviously silicone filled. Look at how round they appear. At one time, Jessica Simpson's breasts were 100% home grown, but after weight loss, they were left sagging. Now, obviously, they've been pumped.

Posted by inthestars at September 3, 2004 12:07 AM

 

 

 

 

November 13, 2003

Courtney Love

By popular demand, I'd like to present the new Courtney Love. Recently, readers have been emailing me and requesting that she be added because her new look is so scary. Courtney has pumped her lips full of collagen. She's always had a distinctive appearance, but now, I think she's gone overboard.

1995

2003

Here's Courtney from another angle. As you can see, her lips are HUGE! You can also see that her nose is more refined here as opposed to the 1995 photo.

Posted by inthestars at November 13, 2003 09:45 PM

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Slumming with Paris Hilton.

 

 

 

Stop watching television, going to the movies, and buying CDs – both music and videos.

 

 

 

They look like crack whores.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

March 30, 2004

The Ugliest Breasts In Hollywood

Pretty hair, pretty makeup, pretty dress, and ugly stretch marks on your chest from a bad boob job. Kate Beckinsale wins 'The Ugliest Breasts In Hollywood Award'. Those stretch marks on her breasts are pretty horrendous. There's not much of a natural hang or sag to them, the pair sit up too high on her chest.

 

Posted by inthestars at March 30, 2004 12:16 AM

 

 

 

 

 

 

September 17, 2003

Tori Spelling

According to insiders, Tori Spelling has had two boob job surgeries, but her breasts still look fake. Also, lady still looks like a dude.

Posted by inthestars at September 17, 2003 03:46 AM

Her father is worth a billion dollars, and that’s the best she can do?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

May 13, 2004

Yes, They're Fake

I don't think that real breasts look bolted to your chest, nor do they have a gap in between when you are standing up straight. So yes, Lindsay Lohan's breasts are fake! People under 18 should not get implants.

Posted by inthestars at May 13, 2004 02:49 AM

 

 

Is Jordan a freak or what?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

September 17, 2003

Sex Kitten With A Bad Boob Job

Natasha Hamilton of Atomic Kitten has a bad boob job, just like Victoria Beckham. Her implants look like two cantaloupes stuck to her chest. Too bad she can't get a refund.

Posted by inthestars at September 17, 2003 02:44 AM

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

September 17, 2003

Meg Ryan: Did A Bee Sting Her Lips?

Meg Ryan doesn't realize that the bee stung lips look went out with the late 80's. She also is botoxed to death; it looks like it hurts for her to smile. In fact, one onlooker thinks she looks like Susan Dey of LA Law fame!

The Old Meg

The New Meg

Posted by inthestars at September 17, 2003 02:34 AM

 

                                                

 

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Like evil politicians (Ugly Hillary is only one of many), crappy movies are a waste of time and money, but the worst thing about crappy television and movie (not to mention evil politicians) is they waste some time that you can be using to do other things: reading, studying, and thinking.

 

You get the idea. Find out where you’re spending eternity.

 

 

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Post Script:

 

Katie and Phil have to the most over-paid, phony, dumb, fabricated, and nauseating “people” on television. If you can watch them for more then a few minutes, there is no hope for you.

 

 

Stop watching television, going to the movies, and buying CDs – both music and videos.