Maybe to distract folks from the truth about shrub's wife? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Laura Welch Bush, driving east on Farm Road 868, was approaching the only highway in town on a clear night with a bright moon. She lived only a couple of miles away and had been through this particular intersection hundreds of times in the years her family had lived in Midland, Texas. On her left Laura Bush could see her boyfriend's car approaching the intersection for the entire time he turned off of Solomon Lane, where he lived, and onto the highway. She knew it was her boyfriend's car driving south, because of the unique headlight configuration of his1962 Corvair Sedan. Laura Bush knew her boyfriend, she knew his home, and she knew his car--the headlights are low slung and a full 9-inches narrower than any other car on the road. The entire profile of the car is small and easy to distinguish anytime, day or night. Michael Dutton Douglas, 17, had driven only half a mile before America's Black Widow of the Night deliberately ran the stop sign at high speed, striking the small car with such ferocity that her boyfriend was ejected from the car and into the dirt. Laura Bush, "America's First Murderess of the Land," had literally ripped a hole in her boyfriend's neck. Michael lay there for eight minutes staring at Laura and her once loving arms, while Laura stared back wondering, "Is the head dead yet?" "No child left behind," unless it is Michael Dutton Douglas gasping in the dirt. To date, there has never been an adjudication of this wanton murder, even though there is no Statute of Limitations on murder. Laura and her girlfriend had conspired to murder Michael Dutton Douglas and been laying-in-wait for his car. Laura Bush has spent a lifetime lying about deliberately murdering her boyfriend with malice aforethought. Laura's Litany of Lies #1: Laura Bush for years insisted that she was not driving. No, Laura, we have the police report. Laura's Litany of Lies #2: Laura Bush said that it was raining and slick. No, Laura, the weather was dry and clear. We have the police report. Laura's Litany of Lies #3: Laura Bush said that her boyfriend was riding in an open jeep. No, Laura, it was a 1962 Corvair Sedan. We have the police report. Laura's Litany of Lies #4: Laura Bush said that Michael Douglas was not her boyfriend. No, Laura, the District Attorney said that Michael Dutton Douglas was your boyfriend when he released the police report! Laura's Litany of Lies #5: Laura Bush said that she did not know who her murder victim was until she got to the hospital. Michael Dutton Douglas' father was following his car and was on the scene seconds after the "accident." Laura Bush knew her boyfriend, she knew her boyfriend's car, and she knew his father. Laura's Litany of Lies #6: Laura Bush said that she was sorry. While she did stay home from school for several weeks, it certainly hasn't kept her from any of the class reunions! Was it murdering her boyfriend, or claiming to be sorry, that made her The Perfect Wife? HEARD IN MIDLAND "Laura Bush thought that she was pregnant by her boyfriend Michael Dutton Douglas. When she told him, instead of agreeing to marry her, Douglas had instead broken up with her." Perhaps she mulled over murder after reading this article in the local paper. Laura Bush, Midland's Emissary of Death, had the means, the opportunity, AND the motive! http://www.childbutcher.com/laura_bush.htm
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